Linking your asses off

Told you I would.

First, before we get to the mind-blowing awesome:

This was pretty interesting. It's strange because it reminds me how non-southern I am, even though I'm southern as far as the location of my upbringing is concerned. Also, it brings to light the point that we should probably just flood Texas and extend the ocean. Not to say that nothing good has come out of Texas, but it'd be really fun.

The Dildo Diaries

Second, you might want to sit down. I'm not sure you can handle this much awesome at once. Ready? Here we go.

Ed decided it'd be cool to record a bunch of songs in his bathroom and post them on youtube. And so he did. I won't tell you which songs, you'll just have to see.

My band is the best band in the history of awesome. Yeah.

Each word's a different song. Cause he's that awesome. If I weren't already a hard-core fan, I would be.

Third, these are pretty cool. You should check them out.

Ok, that's all.