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You know how it is with the traveling type. We're never really anywhere for long.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Caption Contest

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to create a caption for this picture. Post your entries in the comments. You may submit as many entries as you'd like. Winner gets a special prize, beyond the limits of your imagination.



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(The best part of this, in my opinion, is the way W looks so concerned. Like, "I'm watching you, shiny-head. You turn my bride into a zombie and I'll run a cake server through your neck.")

posted by Erin @ 4:54 PM  

6 Comments:

  • At 9:20 PM, May 17, 2007 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Pastor: Oh my God, E! You're getting MARRIED?! And I'm presiding over the ceremony?! Damn....
    W: Listen, I know it's hard to believe, but lay the fuck off my wife.
    E: I'M GETTING MARRIED!!!!!

    So I just realized that that's less of a caption and more of an awful running commentary, but you know.

    Fine, here's my awful stab at a caption:

    Although E and W were serious about the ceremony and wanted to get on with it, the pastor was struck speechless by the two hotties in front of him.

    This, my friends, is why I'm not a writer.

     

  • At 12:56 AM, May 18, 2007 , Blogger Andrew Mills said...

    Dana looks like an evangelical preacher on TV with his mouth open so wide like that. That's all I got, really.
    No caption, alas.

    Actually, no. My caption is this:

    "Meow."

    Look at his mouth. It's perfect.

    Emily: Every time I see pictures of your wedding hair, I fall in love with it all over again. Props to your aunts.

    And your shoulder blades look all smooth and milky in this shot. I totally want to touch them.

    And Erin, you are rapidly becomming my favorite amatuer photographer of all time. I can't wait to see more of these.

    --Andrew

     

  • At 3:34 PM, May 23, 2007 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    To redeem myself in E's eyes (if necessary), you and your hair really did look beautiful.

     

  • At 10:26 PM, May 25, 2007 , Blogger oneifbyland said...

    so i'm in portland now and totally just got your message. i'll bring the accordion if it fits in my luggage, but i can't carry more than 2 bags. sorry, but i'll see.

     

  • At 10:30 PM, May 25, 2007 , Blogger oneifbyland said...

    party foul=knocking over someone's drink. maybe cos you've had too much yourself, maybe not; it's the act of spilling alcohol inadvertently at a party.

     

  • At 10:29 PM, May 30, 2007 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Aaaaaaavey Marrrriiii ahhhh

     

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