I'll get to the past few weeks some other time.

Blah blah blah found perfect house blah blah foundation issues blah blah blah assholes at bank blah blah blah Australian blah blah blah late blah blah blah Disney blah blah blah car trouble blah blah blah vegan blah blah blah turnpike blah blah blah hotels blah blah blah cruise blah blah blah amazing blah blah blah rocking blah blah blah hot crepe bar blah blah blah need more money blah blah blah everglades blah blah blah bridges blah blah blah home blah blah blah fire blah blah blah flooding blah blah blah seven-figure contract blah blah blah assholes blah blah blah auction blah blah blah...

I bought a duvet cover and matching sheets at Target at 75% off, but the sheet sets come with standard pillowcases and I use king-sized pillows. So I'm thinking I'll just use the top sheet of one of the sets to make pillowcases for both sets. Then it will match and I'll solve the dilemma of what to do with the top sheet. Because, seriously, what can you do with them, except save them for a toga party? Unless there is a way to convert them into a fitted sheet that I am not thinking of.