Hedwig and the Angry Inch

It is with great apologies that I announce that there is no clip for today. The internet has failed me. Well, not totally. Because in trying to find this clip I found a description on a site called kids-in-mind.com that apparently outlines all the questionable stuff in movies so you can decide if you want your precious muffins to be tainted by its content. They captured the scene I was looking for in perfect detail: A young man is shown in a bathtub nude to the waist masturbating, and a transsexual woman takes over (we see his gratified face and hear the water splashing rhythmically). That's the scene, yes? Yes.

Again, I think what I like about that scene is self-explanatory. Actually, what I like about the movie is probably self-explanatory. Just the bathtub and the fact that he's jerking off with the door open and his face and Hedwig and the fact that she's babysitting and she just lays the baby on the floor* and throws her card in the tub afterward. Perfect. Just amazing.

To make up for the lack of proper clippage, please enjoy the story of how Hedwig met Luther.


* They do this in The Sims (2) and it always freaks me out. Why did you lay the baby on the floor? And I know there's nothing inherently wrong with laying babies on the floor, but it just seems so wrong. They're babies. You shouldn't put them on the floor.