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You know how it is with the traveling type. We're never really anywhere for long.

Sunday, November 08, 2009

Intermission...or something like that.

We're going to take a brief detour from sex scenes so you can all watch this video. Because it's kind of hilarious. Like something out of Family Guy, except it's on the news.

I mean, there are a lot of ways to end it all. You could take a whole bottle of pills. You know, you could...you could go get in a car chase and run out and act like you're gonna shoot somebody and then a cop would kill you. Right? Or you could just...you could just...really, eat one of those.

2 Comments:

  • At 10:36 AM, November 09, 2009 , Anonymous Andrew said...

    1. 1500 calories is actually not that bad, as far as hamburgers go. According to Eat This, Not That, a Whopper has like 1300 calories, I think (Much less than a Big Mac, interestingly). I knew that dumb-ass book would come in handy eventually.

    2. That anchor is delightful. What the hell is he doing on Fox News?

    3. Did we go to VooDoo doughnut while you were here? Shame on me, if we didn't. There's this new fancy "Dineraunt" (they actually call it that. Like, on the sign they call it that.) that opened up downtwon, and they serve hamburgers with VooDoo doughnut buns. Willamette Week did a review of the restaurant, and the only thing the reviewer could talk about the whole time was the havoc that doughnut burger had surely wreaked on his stomach. It's one of the few times I've been able to read something start to finish in WWeek without rolling my eyes or getting pissed off.

     
  • At 9:48 PM, November 09, 2009 , Blogger The Wayward E said...

    This made my day. =)

    I bet it would actually be pretty good, all caramelized and sweet and meaty...mmmmmm. You know, a juxtaposition of flavors.

    Andrew, why do you hate WW? They're just a bunch of funny assholes. Harmless, really.

     

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